Teh Sometimely Murmeltiere

“Wherez teh basterd dat cookd an omelette out ov me?” Teh egg dish Murmeltiere by Ian Lord.

“U say Ure lookin 4 someone
Hooll pick U up each tiem U fall,
2 gathr flowers constantly
an 2 come each tiem U call”
But no, no, no, thees r not teh Murmeltiere Ure lookin 4 by Jeff Pang.

North 40.71974° / West 073.95769° / Elevashun 75’ / 23’ Accuracy
Fire!!!
Teh 24th Murmeltiere Expedishunary Unit in Afghanistan. Foto by James Rickwood, kthx!

O cum on now, be brave murmeltiere. We jus do little bit ov drillins an scale yur teeth an yoo can hav cheezburgr afterwards! …kthx? Murmeltiere Odontophobique by Chris & Lara Pawluk.

Gotcha. Murmeltiere an teh prey by Jon Bounds. K thx.

Nudding ar impossible for teh Murmeltieren! (Likes gettin stuck aftr t many cheezburgers). Murmeltir aus Kanada by Drew Brayshaw.

Im teh Murmeltir hoo made it, Im teh murmeltir hoo conkweed … Im teh murmeltir of Mont Blanc! Yellow-bellied marmot in Yosemite Nashunal Park fotoed by Inklein.

“I can haz cheezburgr?”
“Wut teh? its supersized me!”
Grauhörnchen (rechts) und Waldmurmeltiere (linkz) in Park in Niagara, Ontaria Kanada

Oh hai, lok Im teh favicon! Ich heiz Charlotte teh Marmot und live in Park Nashunal des Écrins. Fotographed by Kris Taeleman.

Ich kan Royale mit Cheez? Foto by Sebastian Niedlich. Kthxbye!